Neverwhere


Neverwhere: A Novel
by Neil Gaiman

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I was given this book to read by someone who generally doesn't read fantasy.  That is what you would have to call this book.  Not a fantasy in a far off land, but London.  A modern day fantasy.  They enjoyed the book so I figured I should read it.  Unfortunately when I read and like a book, I read until it's finished and don't get much else done. 

The protagonist, Richard Mayhew, is a normal boring man, with a very predictable life.  He never even seems to make his own decisions, until one night.  Then his whole world falls apart, or rather slips through the cracks.  He sees an injured girl fall on the sidewalk and decides to help, his fiance seems to not care about the injured girl and you expect that from her.  But you find out the real reason why she could not dwell on the mysterious girl.  She was of London Below.  The place where things and people go when they just fall through the cracks in real life.  A world of mystery and ... sewers.  People from the Above cannot really see people from the below, if they do they are quickly forgotten.  And there is a whole world in the Below.  A world that Richard is thrown into utterly confused.  A world where he plays a instrumental role in the out come of both the Above and Below. 

All around I really enjoyed this book.  It kept me reading.  I like the modern day references in the fantasy world below.  I think I will be sure to check out some more of Neil Gaiman's work.  After I catch up on all of the other reading I need to do of course. 

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author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Sunday, May 11, 2008 9:19 PM | Feedback (0)

What do you get when you cross the Governator and a comb?


furminator-terminatorThe FURminator of course!  A lethal looking dog comb.  It has a narrow razor like blade with tiny teeth in it.  It is not sharp but does come with a plastic guard.  The small teeth grab the undercoat and comb it out.  On first try on my beasts I didn't think it worked that well.  But then a few brushes later I was convinced it did.  During the summer Nukka loses all of her undercoat.  Totem does not for some reason.  Maybe because Nukka fights to be combed, she wuvs it.  Totem fights not to be combed.  I think this summer I will get Totem to lose most of his undercoat. 

So to any potential buyers, this expensive comb is well worth it.  If you have a long haired dog that sheds like mine, maybe you can spin their fur into yarn.  I mean chiengora.  I've seriously thought about it.  I mean my monsters stay outside all winter and love it.  Who wouldn't want a super warm, stinky, smelly, dirty dog sweater?  Right?

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author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Monday, April 28, 2008 11:41 PM | Feedback (0)

Change, I hate it


coinsI really dislike change.  I don't like having any in my pockets.  So when I get home I usually throw it in my horizontal filing cabinet( my kitchen table ).  Eventually it finds it's way to a old change jar that looks like a coke bottle.  Well it has been a few years since I've done anything with my change.  I decided to gather up all my change from the random locations it was strewn about and turn it in at the bank.  Thankfully they have one of those machines that sorts it for you.  Fifteen minutes later I have a handful of Canadian and Mexican Peso rejects and a receipt for $353.35.  Damn that is a lot of change. 

  • 2 Sacagawea coins
  • 1 half dollar
  • 700 some quarters
  • 1700 pennies and I can't remember the dimes or nickels. 

But really what is the point of pennies anymore?  What ever was the point of pennies?  They just weight your pockets down.  And make for funny prices like $1.23 or $4.34.  I did hear on Michigan Radio that non rounded prices we seem to perceive as less than say $5.00.  I think that was for large numbers though, like houses.

So in a few more years it will be time to turn in change again.  Though I use my debit card much more, so I don't get any change.  There are programs like LaSalle Bank have, Keep the Change.  Basically it will take the change on the purchase, round up to the nearest dollar and put it in an account.  Then they will match a certain percentage.  Not a bad idea really.

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author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Saturday, April 05, 2008 6:52 PM | Feedback (0)

Bud Light Chelada, new drink?


Puke!    I like trying new drinks.  I was at the store Friday and saw Bud Light had this in the aisle, the front said "with lime and salt" and looked fruity to me.  So I decided to try it.  It comes in 16oz 4 packs, I was hoping it was going to be like the Miller Ultra Light new flavors. 

    Well home I get and I crack a can open.  Of course I didn't smell it, just took a swig and nearly puked all over my kitchen.  I ran to the sink and proceeded to rinse my mouth out with water.  It tasted like carbonated tomato juice to me, I do not like tomato juice.  And there was a very weird after taste.  I looked at the side of the can to see the ingredients.  There is a warning, "Contains shellfish/clams"  WTF!! O guess the name should have given it away, but I never thought anyone would be sick enough to mix clam juice in a drink!  I almost lost my dinner again.  I remained queasy even as I was pouring this witches brew down the drain, it had a sickly smell.  Even worse near the bottom of the can WHITE CHUNKS came out!  I suppose I've learned my lesson and will read labels more carefully.  Which I usually do, I just didn't think anyone would ever commit such a heinous crime against beer and put tomato and clam in it.

author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Monday, March 03, 2008 10:30 AM | Feedback (2)

Windows Live Writer


Well I'm going to try out the Windows Live Writer and see how it works with my blog.  So far it looks neat, but seems a tad

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slow.   It has some neat plugins too, like insert Picasa link, and insert from Visual Studio.  So let's see how this works.  Well here is a map inserted.  It opened up a cool window with Microsoft Virtual Earth and you can enter the address and push pins onto the map. 
Map image

   Next we'll try a Picasa image.  That dober-beast over to the right.  Ok ok Doberman, but she is a beast!!  Pretty cool.

 

How about some inserted code?

   1:  if( true )
   2:  {
   3:    return formattedCode;
   4:  }

Neat.  Even formatted it!  Hmm not sure what these tags are...

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author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Friday, February 29, 2008 10:57 PM | Feedback (0)

Name that car...


So we got 8-10 inches of snow Saturday night.  I thought I'd play a game like Jalopnik.com does.

Name the make and model of these cars.

Car 1


Car 2

author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Monday, December 17, 2007 11:00 AM | Feedback (1)

Good night, sweet Prince


My cat is sleeping forever now.  He passed away last night.  I was home around 7 and he was fine.  I came home this morning and he was cold and hard.  I know it was going to happen he was freaking 19, at least.  No one remembers is exact age.  Hell this fall I saw him catch a chipmunk.  I didn't believe it, he was old, left front paw didn't work at all and fat.  I bet the chipmunk was laughing at him to hard to run. 

I wrapped Bauldy in a towel, I was going to use packing tape to tie it up, but thought that he deserved better than that, so I used the red ribbon we had got to tie Christmas bows around the dogs necks for cards.  Tonight I'll try and dig a hole for Bauldy, he is sleeping in the garage now.  Now who is going to greet me every time I come home.  Or sit on the bathroom floor while I shower, or annoy the hell out of me with his meowing?  Or stink the whole house up after using the litter box?  Rest in peace Bauldy.

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Well I dug a hole last night in the back of the yard.  I thought the ground would be frozen but there was a lot of dead leaves over the top, so it was not.  I dug about 2 feet down, the tree roots made it hard and put him in.  As we were digging it was strange because my oldest dog Totem was just standing by watching.  He looked sad.  I don't know if he knew what was going on or just picking up on our moods.  I laid him to rest and had a moment of silence then covered him up.  I'll build a rock cairn over him eventually.  I'll miss him, even though he was annoying as hell sometimes.  I almost said bye to him this morning as I was leaving.  Bye Butthead.

author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Monday, December 10, 2007 9:10 AM | Feedback (2)

Banks


MoneyThey tend to kick a man when down.  It's not that I'm hurting for money but I manage it like crap.  And it seems a ton of bills come though when my money is low.  Sooo I get hit and every time a bill comes in and I have no money in the account I get charge $25.  Hello how is that helping?  Oh you have no money so we will charge you some more.  Thanks, MSUFCU.  Also why do electronic transfers take a few days to come through?  If mine took a few seconds, like it should, then there would have been no problems.  That is just another way for banks to screw you. 

On another note can anyone recommend a money management program?  Preferably free.  Anyone use GNU cash?

[update] I found this website http://www.getrichslowly.org/ and will try some of the idea's, especially the snowball bill paying.

author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Wednesday, December 05, 2007 9:57 AM | Feedback (0)

How much does a clean conscience cost?


BauldyIn this case about $300.  My cat Bauldy, aka Butthead, had to go to the vet.  His front right leg was all swollen.  About twice normal size.  His left foot is already gimped, probably from the dogs.  He is almost 19 years old.  I could have left him and let nature take its course.  But if he was in pain or something I'd feel bad.  Of course the vet suggested a xray so he could really tell what was going on.  More money...  Results in, and he has some kind of cat degenerative heart disease.  Something myopia.  Basically his heart was 3 times the size it should be, and it was filled with fluid, as were his lungs and arm.  Now that I decided to go this far I mise well treat him, he is going to die, regardless though.  So now a blood test to tell what kind of medicine and how much.  Oi, damned conscience.  I could have euthanized him I suppose, but I've had him for 19 years.  How do you do that.  On top of all that this morning my female dog is favoring her right leg, the one she had a torn knee on... great.

author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Tuesday, November 27, 2007 11:19 PM | Feedback (1)

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author: JiltedCitizen | posted @ Tuesday, November 06, 2007 10:02 AM | Feedback (2)